6 hours ago   •   178,358 notes   •   VIA: clarias   •   SOURCE: kb-saransar
  • catscantcryinspace:

    night-catches-us:

    kb-saransar:

    "According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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    Remember when two white guys bombed the Boston marathon, but they were a bit too white so they had to be “arabified” for public consumption?

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    The next terror attack is statistically going to come from a white right-wing extremist. You know, like a KKK member going on a rampage killing jews while screaming “heil hitler”. But “let’s not jump to conclusions" since his motives were apparently "unclear”.

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    6 hours ago   •   4,647 notes   •   VIA: nocrimeinthewasteland   •   SOURCE: sucysucyfivedolla
  • zannibear:

    sucysucyfivedolla:

    if hell is on fire and shit all the time wouldn’t summoned demons be cold on earth and need to wear sweaters and stuff

    thats adorable

    6 hours ago   •   30,414 notes   •   VIA: theinvisiblemonsters   •   SOURCE: mttyshealy
  • mttyshealy:

    LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

    • fuck
    • shit
    • dick
    • no
    • hell
    • sex
    • damn
    6 hours ago   •   35,006 notes   •   VIA: theinvisiblemonsters   •   SOURCE: lindsaychrist
  • whatshehassaid:

    lindsaychrist:

    avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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    This should have happened to Blurred Lines too tbh

    #why didn’t it happen to blurred lines #(i think we all know the answer)

    my flatmate wants to move out & now i can’t sleep because every time i try i start sobbing hysterically

    10 hours ago   •   5,170 notes   •   VIA: blackgoliath   •   SOURCE: swanjolras
  • wickershire:

    swanjolras:

    HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

    BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

    so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

    • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
    • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
    • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
    • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
    • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
    • aliens.
    • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

    16 hours ago   •   1 note
  • welcometothenewagebitch replied to your post: i’m so tired i want to cancel my drivi…

    I canceled my first driving test when I got out of the car to meet the instructor guy and I was just like, “Not today, man, not today.”

    hardcore

    18 hours ago   •   1 note
  • i’m so tired i want to cancel my driving lesson but half an hours’ notice is probably not enough and i feel ill and just blergh

    life update

    • coughing up phlegm
    • flightrising addiction
    • why won’t bioshock infinite dlc finish downloading
    #weh  #lists